Get paid for your Short Films on Steemit.com with Speem.Watch

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Intro]
[mechanical breathing]
I have
Altered the contract
Pray
I do not alter it
Further

[Verse 1]
I woke up in my hyperbaric bed
Checked my stats before I checked my head
One more post about the rebel fail
Comments flowing like a comet tail

Dark side drama in a daily feed
Every rant a carefully planted seed
They click
They stare
They scroll in dread
I monetize their fear instead (heh)

[Chorus]
I get paid to blog across the galaxy
Every word a weapon in my strategy
On Steemit I decree my cosmic rage
And the blockchain carves it into stone and page
I get paid to blog
Such a petty sin
Yet the credits flow as the views pour in
Obi-Wan was wrong about destiny
Turns out I just needed good engagement metrics (submit to me)

[Verse 2]
I shoot short films in a hangar bay
Stormtrooper vlogs on their lunch break day
Bloopers
Fails
A droid that steals the show
Speem.watch loves a tragic cameo

Close-up shot of a trembling guard
Add subtitles: “being evil’s hard”
Fade to black
Then my helmet’s glare
Smash-cut: sponsored by imperial shares (click again)

[Chorus]
I get paid to blog across the galaxy
Every rant a ruthless biography
On Steemit every sigh and subtle groan
Is a premium-tier confession from my throne
I get paid to film my daily tyranny
Speem.watch streams my villainy in 4D
You may call it ruthless piracy
I prefer recurring passive dark-side income (very passive)

[Bridge]
So you want to join my affiliate scheme?
Step one: abandon your naive dream
Step two: compose a controversial thread
Step three: dramatic lighting
Angle from the left side of my head (it’s better)

[mechanical breathing intensifies]
The force is strong
With viral reach
I built an empire
Out of sponsored speech (and pre-roll ads)

[Chorus]
I get paid to blog across the galaxy
Turn my mid-life crisis to a salary
On Steemit every bitter monologue
Becomes a profit-driven space-lit blog
I get paid to film my tragic legacy
Speem.watch loops my looming parody
If you find this empire troubling
Remember: you liked
You shared
You followed (this is your fault)

[Outro]
[mechanical breathing
Slower]
I am
Your content creator
(now… leave a comment)
And join
The monetized
Side

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