Ho Ho Ho … with Amanita Muscaria
by @offgridlife on OGMedia
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In the Arctic snow, where the cold winds blow,
There’s a man in red, and he's in the know.
He’s got mushrooms packed in his velvet sack,
A little magic for the reindeer’s track.
[Prechorus]
Ho ho ho, oh don’t you see,
It’s not just gifts under the tree!
[Chorus]
Ho ho ho with horns tonight,
Santa’s sleigh taking psychedelic flight.
Reindeer dancing, up they go,
Thanks to Amanita’s glow!
[Verse 2]
He’s not just jolly, he’s feeling spry,
Those mushrooms make the reindeer fly.
Dasher’s dashing, Prancer’s prancing,
Blitzen’s blitzed, and Rudolph’s dancing.
[Prechorus]
Through the chimney, down he slides,
With mushroom spores on his coat-tails wide.
[Chorus]
Ho ho ho with horns, that’s right,
Accordion plays in the northern night.
The tuba booms, the trombones sway,
It’s a klezmer-Christmas holiday!
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