SportsTalkSocial Big Band Radio - Donnie was a Commie - The Last President (or 1900)
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Tonight the The Flying Bulgar Klezmer Band performs:
Donnie was a Commie
First performed in Yiddish in 1890. Now translated to Modern English
From the Barron Trump Collection written in 1890 by Ingersoll Lockwood
The Travels and Adventures of Little Baron Trump and his Wonderful Dog Bulgar
Baron Trump’s Marvelous Underground Journey
The Last President (or 1900)
Oh, Donnie was a dreamer, a man with a flair,
He’d twirl his cane and toss his hair.
But his heart took a trip to lands far and wide,
Where red banners waved with a crimson pride.
[Verse 2]
He whispered sweet nothings to a czar so sly,
Underneath the Kremlin’s cold, gray sky.
Said, "Your ways are bold, your power supreme,
I’ll borrow your style and live the dream."
[Chorus]
Oh, Donnie, Donnie, what have you done?
Traded the stars for a Soviet sun.
From sea to shining sea, the people stare,
As the eagle’s replaced by a Russian bear.
[Bridge]
The people marched to a curious beat,
With tunes from Red Square under their feet.
The world stood still as he tipped his hat,
Said, "Dasvidaniya, America, that’s that!"
[Verse 3]
The brainwashed masses danced to the song,
Didn’t notice the changes all along.
A hammer, a sickle, a flag so red,
Replaced the stripes where freedom once tread.
[Chorus]
Oh, Donnie, Donnie, what have you done?
Traded the stars for a Soviet sun.
From sea to shining sea, the people stare,
As the eagle’s replaced by a Russian bear.
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