The WNBA Has Officially Entered Its WTF Era 🍆🏀💀

⚠️ Humor / Contains mild adult references

The WNBA has completely lost the plot this week—and I am HERE for it.
Let me walk you through what might be the wildest stretch of events in league history…

🚨 It all started when someone launched a neon green dildo missile onto the court mid-game.

The WNBA has officially entered its WTF Era.

💸 The WNBA’s fake store didn’t take long to “cash in.”

Honestly... 10/10 marketing if they lean into it.

🧠 Then the internet decided to fix the WNBA’s ratings problem:

“Add random dildo challenges mid-game. 10 bonus points if you dunk it.”

I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks. 💀

💇‍♀️ Meanwhile, Kahleah Copper had a literal wig malfunction mid-game.

Wig flies off → fan laughs → fan gets ejected.

We need a 30 for 30 on this week alone.

📝 Weekly recap of what can only be described as WNBA's descent into chaos:

• Wig hits the floor, fan hits the door
• Sophie Cunningham becomes an Arby’s influencer (???)
• TWO dildo incidents in one week
• Sophie has to publicly say “stop throwing dildos”

This is real life. Not SNL. Not The Onion.

🏈 For comparison...

The WNBA calls a timeout for a wig.
Meanwhile, the NFL:

Elite contrast. Peak America.

🧠 Final Thoughts:

No one:
The WNBA: "Wigs. Dildos. Arby’s. Violence."

Can’t wait to see what happens next week. 🫡