That One Post on Palnet That Isn't About Palnet

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Hello and welcome to my post on Palnet that isn't about Palnet.
My name is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself.
Is this a post about Palnet?

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This post is not about Palnet.

Because those Palnet people didn't approach me to do some marketing for them.

Their loss!

So what if every time I mention Palnet, fifty new people show up to Palnet. This isn't about that.

This has nothing to do with Palnet!

How many times do I need to say that!

If it wasn't obvious before, are we clear now? This post is not about Palnet!

And another thing! You people continue to make my life a living hell.

I use Palnet

So what!!!!!

But that doesn't mean I enjoy using Palnet just so I can switch over to Steemit so I can see your posts because you were too goddamn lazy to use the Palnet tag!

When I use Palnet because it's fun, I end up spending too much time on Palnet and I might miss your post on Steemit because you were too lazy to use the Palnet tag!

Am I an asshole like that to you?!?!

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oops!

I meant:

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I use the Palnet tag. So when you're on Palnet, you can see my Palnet posts, and vote for them, because I'm awesome and do things for you that make your life easier, like using the Palnet tag!

So what's your problem!

Huh! Huh!

Yeah, yeah. I get it.

I don't post for the money, I post because I enjoy writing and whatever else I do here.

So you write ten kazillion words; but can't write Palnet!?!?!?!?!?

You had one job!

#palnet

I can do that with my eyes closed; and no! It's not because I learned what home row keys are when I was five years old! I'm just good at doing easy things like using the Palnet tag, with my eyes closed.

I can drive with my eyes closed!

Sure it might seem dangerous to everyone else on the road...

But I'm still moving and they have brakes!

I yell inside my head because you don't use the Palnet tag and I just want to squeeze your face!

But not violently!

I just have a thing for cheeks and I like to touch them.
They're so cute.

Anyway.

This post isn't about Palnet.

I came here today to share a poem I wrote.
And it goes a little something like this:

I like summer.
Summer is fun.
Here's a random picture of a llama:

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And now I'm done.

Have a nice day.

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Credits:
All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me.
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"Don't take this seriously because that just makes it more awkward than it needs to be."

Images © 2019 @NoNamesLeftToUse.  All rights reserved.



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I never found this post because palnet censored it. It detected the FUDness of it all, and blocked you.

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I knew this would happen. Part of brain was like "whoa buddy chill out" and other part(I only have two parts) was all like "just do it and then we'll go buy some hookers and blow and have birthday cake!"

It's hard to do anything right when they argue like that.

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That kind of thinking makes sense to me..

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My analysis of your poem has determined that there are 5 characters before the word "summer" in the first sentence and 5 characters after the word "summer" in the second sentence. Are you trying to say something about number 5?

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You just found the subliminal high five. That makes you the smartest man on the planet!

Congratulations!

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I am really glad you included that random pic of the llama. It made the post for me :) hahaaa

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Can't have a llama post without a llama, dear.

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Hmmm...2 Shepards with no Ilamas...😎

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Did you hear about PALnet yet? Noticed you didn't post about it yet so maybe you missed the news.

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Well, I finally understood that this publication is not about palnet, but about your love for summer and an llama posing for you ....

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I think there should be more posts about our planet... and Llamas, they're cool also.

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They should make a whole planet for llamas! I've been saying that for years.

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We need a Llama token on STEEM. And a new front end nothing but Llama posts.

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You know I tried to tell the TV people they need to make an ALL llamas ALL the time network and get this...

They laughed at me!

That just shows what they know.

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I tried to make a post about Llamas to keep the momentum going. https://partiko.app/jk6276/everything-you-never-needed-to-know-about-llama-s?referrer=jk6276

It isn't very good however because I really don't know shit about them.

Oh well.

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I use the palnet tag, though I do not understand the platform. I know it is for our benefit. Yes.No Oh what the hell!

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Oh my god. For the one millionth time...

This is a llama post!

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It's like the opposite of fight club. The first rule of palnet is to mention palnet as much as possible.

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Your poem moved me deeply - I hate summers so I am not objective. So, let me ask a stupid question. Do you need to post on palnet to use the tab or do you use the tab and then it goes on palnet? Sorry I am totally technological and steemit and all handicapped.

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That's one reason I still use steempeak XD although most of the other reason is that palnet is still too steemit for me (even though I like the colour scheme much moar betterer).

Is that what we were talking about?

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