Running With My Pants On Fire — My Actifit Report Card: May 25 2021
Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 15,722 steps with my pants on fire. Fortunately I have balls of steel so it wasn’t really a problem.
Pro Tip: First-degree burns are only real if you allow them to be real. Mind over matter, people.
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!