Running To The Beach — My Actifit Report Card: June 2 2021
Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 20,154 steps to the beach. After spending a couple hours enjoying the stunning, otherworldly scenery and basking in the unmatchable sound of anguished souls screaming in the Lake of Fire, I returned home.
Pro Tip: The UV factor in hell is off the charts so don’t forget the sunscreen if you’re planning a visit.
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!