Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 9,893 steps with knives. I know that most people aren’t allowed to run with knives because their moms told them not to, but I am a gargoyle and I can do whatever I want. In fact I think tonight I am going to sleep with knives. It will be awesome.
Pro Tip: If you are interested in disobeying your mom and running with knives like a total champ like me, but can’t afford to buy all the knives you need in order to run with knives, then I suggest going to your local thrift store and checking out their knife inventory. You can get all kinds of great running knives for just a few bucks at most thrift stores.
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!