Running To The Edge Of The World — My Actifit Report Card: June 9 2021
Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 14,799 steps to the edge of the world to watch the sun complete its daily journey around the earth and revel in the spectacle of ships sailing away to their doom. Never get tired of these lovely sunsets!
Pro Tip: Are you sick of having to explain the facts to all those idiot Flat Eath deniers in your life? Well then why don’t you just kill them? Problem solved, and now there’s fewer Flat Earth deniers to spread lies.
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!