Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 6,744 steps in the wrong direction right down the middle of a one-way road. I’m happy to report that no one was hurt, except for all the drivers who honked at me. They all died because I crushed their vehicles with my big strong gargoyle fists. That’s what they get for honking at a gargoyle.
Pro Tip: Never honk at a gargoyle.
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!