Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 26,831 steps to the moon and back. That’s 26,831 small steps for gargoyle, 26,831 giant leaps for gargoylekind.
Pro Tip: If you’re thinking about running to the moon, don’t forget to take a snack. It’s a long day and you will probably get hungry.
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!