Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 31,504 steps on one foot. I’ve been dealing with a bad case of extensor tendonitis in my left foot and so I haven’t run for a while but today I got up and said Fuck it, I don’t need two feet to run, I’m a goddamn gargoyle, I’ll do it on one foot. So that’s what I did.
Pro Tip: Stretching is the key to overcoming tendonitis. One small stretch for tendons, one giant leap for tendonitis!
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!