Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 10,915 steps around a giant chessboard. I knocked over all the pieces so that means I won.
Pro Tip: Gargoyles can move in any and all directions on a chessboard. We aren’t constrained by silly ranks and diagonals and L shapes.
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!