My Actifit Report Card: July 15 2021
Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle.
Today I ran 8,782 steps naked. Nobody really seemed to notice, but that’s probably because I always run naked so they are all used to it by now.
Pro Tip: To avoid getting arrested for public indecency while running naked, consider becoming a gargoyle. We can do whatever we want because if anyone tries to stop us they just end up getting killed.
Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!