Golf fight... awesome

I don't really care much for golf but I did play it as a child up until I dunno, like 15 years of age or so. One of the spots that a lot of my friends hang out at has a golf theme and golf is constantly playing on the screen that I intentionally put my back towards every time i go there.

You could say that I am completely indifferent to what happens in this game.

That is, until something amazing happens and a caddie decides to attack a fan at a major event. Now that's something i can get excited about.

At the President's Cup in Royal Melbourne a particular player gets heckled quite a lot by the spectators. His name is Patrick Reed and no, I don't know anything about him.

I read the Reed kind of takes the abuse in stride and even throws it back from time to time, goading the fans into doing it more. After all, dude is getting paid a lot and all publicity is good publicity. Well, maybe not when it gets you suspended or fired.

After a fan allegedly shouted "You fucking suck!" at Reed (memories of Happy Gilmore come to mind) Reed's caddie stopped the golf cart, got out and attacked the fan.

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Unfortunately there is no video of the altercation. Reed's caddie is named Kessler Karain and also just happens to be Reed's brother in law. He later apologized via Twitter (sheesh) and said that "unless his bones break like Mr. Glass the only harm that was done was a little spilled beer, which I am happy to reimburse."

Ladies and gentlemen, I think I just found my new favorite golfer who is replacing "no one" at the top of my list: Booze and an "Unbreakable" reference in the same tweet while also being not really sorry? Awesome.