Move over SteemMonsters and SplinterLands, Ronaldo is coming! (Featuring another Chelsea tip)steemCreated with Sketch.

in hive-138666 •  3 months ago  (edited)

You know, Cats are not running only Scorum and BetScorum. Do you remember CryptoKitties gang that attacked Ethereum blockchain?

What are CryptoKitties? This is from their site:

“CryptoKitties is a game centered around breedable, collectible, and oh-so-adorable creatures we call CryptoKitties! Each cat is one-of-a-kind and 100% owned by you; it cannot be replicated, taken away, or destroyed.”

Or, if you like a bit extended Wikipedia explanation:

“CryptoKitties operates on Ethereum's underlying blockchain network, as a non-fungible token (NFT), unique to each CryptoKitty. Each CryptoKitty is unique and owned by the user, validated through the blockchain, and its value can appreciate or depreciate based on the market. CryptoKitties cannot be replicated and cannot be transferred without the user's permission even by the game developers. Users can interact with their CryptoKitties, having the ability to buy, sell, and sire (breed) them. However, the CryptoKitty art is not on the blockchain and is instead owned by Axiom Zen. The company released some of the art under a new 'Nifty' license that lets players use the image of their CryptoKitty in a limited way.”

Nobody mentions that CryptoKitties were so powerful, that they have clogged Ethereum blockchain and probably extorted a serious blackmail out of poor Vitalik… Or nobody dares. Or is it maybe because anyone who mentioned that fact were already eliminated or imprisoned into the cruel Cuddling Camps. Then Splinterlands and SteemMonsters were launched at Steem blockchain as a very successful distraction of a public attention. And now, we are going into the final phase of the operation “Cat Conspiracy to Conquer the World” — football cards! Betman got a reliable information… again… that the Italian football club Juventus has announced on Feb 19th it would be offering digital trading cards of its players through the blockchain-enabled platform, oddly named ‘Sorare’.

“By using Ethereum technology, Sorare will provide digital cards that soccer fans can collect and trade. The cards function like non-fungible tokens and will feature star players like forward Cristiano Ronaldo.”


Is that where Justeem Sun don’t shine, Ronny? Don’t celebrate too early, the war is just starting. In Ethereum blockchain, users have to pay hated gas. What if Leo tomorrow morning ends up on the ultrarare card of Tron or Steem blockchain? No fees at all! How long until someone thinks up betting with the football (and, yes, bl**dy soccer) cards – on a fee free betting exchange? Imagine betting with Juventus cards, and Ethereum blockchain suddenly clog again! Imagine great jump of SCR, of almost $0.005 in a single day! Alright, I know that is hard to imagine. Let’s try to imagine something easier. Imagine launching CatScorum platform with all known sports in the offer, and a few kinds of a political livestock races! That would compromise entire perverted structure of a current World, and then…

Cat only knows what can happen!

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OK Cats, you wanted Chelsea five days ago, and you’ve got it:

21:00 CET: Chelsea FC vs. Manchester United 1X @1.227 ❌ 0:2

Here is another Chelsea tip just for you, as a part of the operation “Championship”. Only three days left to their big match against the Terrible Teutons — Bayern Munich! All that in a local derby match where Lampost… Lampard will have to go head to head with his former boss, Jose the Special One. What do you think, who will overthink whom? Of course Chelsea will be thinking on Bayern, and also how to destroy Betman’s tip… again. Betman suspects that could be to much of a burden for them and their philosophy coaching team:

13:30 CET: Chelsea FC vs. Tottenham Hotspur 1X @ 1.22 1xBet

See you Black Cat, be careful not to cross your own path!

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