J&B's penis is too big! πŸ•β€πŸ¦ΊπŸ€£: January 24th 2022

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Dear friend, πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

How did your week begin? I hope it started well! 😊

It was a stormy day here but I still had errands to run. One of the things I had to do was return J&B's first jacket and pick up the second! I want him to stay dry and warm when he has to wait for me outside the supermarket, for example. Even though I take a pre-prepared shopping list, invariably stick to it and rarely take more than 5 mins, in the cold and sometimes rain, tied up isn't fun! Here's the first one, a little big for him but I would have kept it anyway except for a major flaw. You see he has a large penis for his size, so instead of being out of the jacket so that he could urinate freely, it was inside the jacket! You can imagine what that meant! πŸ˜“πŸ˜…

It actually used to get big dogs jealous as theirs were smaller, so they would often attack him! That was the only upside of getting him done last year, the big dogs aren't aggressive towards him any more! πŸ˜‰

So I returned it. Don't worry, I washed it first! πŸ˜„

There wasn't a smaller size in that model so I had to order a different model. Here's the new one that arrived yesterday. His penis was just out, well if he didn't move too much! 😁

Unfortunately it's too tight around his chest, so I'll have to change this one too, this time for one size up! That should mean his chest would be fine but his penis will be inside again. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜…

I'll just have to put a safety pin in the crotch, to make sure it stays out! 🧷😁

I'll let you know if the next one fits, at last! πŸ€žπŸ»πŸ˜„

Thanks for stopping by! Take care and have a lovely evening! 😊

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All photographs are my own, unless otherwise stated! Lee Chapman πŸ˜‰
(If the photo is out of focus, it's due to the high winds we have here!)


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This is funny πŸ‘†

!wine

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Definitely an original issue! πŸ˜‡
!LOL

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Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

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You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

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