"I like water sports" :D

As long as there aren't balls dangling about you're fine!

"He played a long ball, I chased it down and returned it, but it pulled up short with a high bounce - he volleyed a drop shot in close expecting an easy point, but I hammered forward and was just able to tip it over, clipping the net on the way through and I totally teabagged him!"

This sounds like a true story 😁

Agreed :) And they best be round too - none of that egg chasing business please!

It's a good rule to stick to. If they ain't round they ain't for playing with!

Agreed - something is amiss there!