Is it just me or does this mushroom look a lot like a...

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Caroline! You can't say the word "penis" in a social media post!!

But I think just did! And nothing exploded. No one died. Some old lady didn't faint from shock.

And I'm probably not going to get scolded by my mother... because she's not on here. Though, clearly, she's still inside my mind, or am I just talking to myself?

I think I'm just talking to myself. Or rather, one part is talking to another part, out loud, online, on the screen.

Will the other Hiveans think I'm crazy?

Maybe, but does it matter? You know you're not crazy, right?

Of course I'm not crazy! Why would I be crazy? Because I think a mushroom looks like a penis? That's not crazy. I've seen some pretty crazy looking penises in my time. Some of them have been way crazier than this little guy.

Do you think when Brad took a photo of this mushroom that he thought you'd write a post about penises?

Ah, no. Because he far more conservative than I am. And usually I'm far more conservative too. But I seem to be in a mood. A strange mood.

*Looks at me sideways...

No, not a crazy mood! What are you talking about??

I'm just pondering mushrooms and penises and basically trying to avoid writing another boring, stock standard, 'that's what we were expecting' exhaust post.

Do you think it worked?

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Amazing mushroom photo taken by 'the-soon-to-be-shocked-by-this-post' Brad, aka 'new.things' on his phone.

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This photo by me. Of my watch. That is made by Garmin. And carried around by myself all day long. Photographed on a Google phone. Serving as proof I did some exercise today.

I just finished a 3.08km walking that lasted about 0hh:45mm:1ss !
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haha crazy cat indeed! !LOLZ That was a great fun post to read whilst having a tea break today hehe. Glad you're having fun on the exercise trails. There are certainly some interesting looking mushrooms out there🤣 Great effort on the healthy living side too! !PIZZA !ALIVE

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Hehehe. I'm glad it made you giggle 😂 Thanks for all the love in various forms!!! 🙏 I clearly need to keep collecting tokens because I'm out again 😂😂😂

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What a funny post.. I don't even see how that mushroom looks like a penis 😅

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Well, Ms Akuabiale, maybe you haven't seen as many weird and wonderful penises as I have 😂 If so, that's probably just as well 😁😉🙈

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You remembered my name from my LOH post🙈🥰

maybe you haven't seen as many weird and wonderful penises as I have 😂

Maybe I haven't, even though I've catheterized a few🙃
@bhoa may know better. How's Urology clinic, Boss?😉

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Penis penis penis penis!!!!

We were just having a HILARIOUS conversation with my bestie and the Jamies (both our partners are called the same) on where one measures it from. They suggest the space two inches behind them 🤣🤣🤣🤣 My husband is 48, hers is 63.

Polite conversation be damned 🤣🤣🤣

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Bhahahaha. From two inches behind them! Hilarious! I genuinely !LOL 'd when I read this comment @riverflows. Polite conversation be damned indeed!

Thanks for your playfulness. It was just what I needed now as I head to bed and say goodbye to my day. 🙏

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